How to Kill Yourself in 3 Easy Steps
Step 1:
Place a ceramic casserole dish on your vitro-ceramic hotplate.
Step 2:
Turn the heat on high.
Step 3:
Wait for the casserole dish to explode and a deadly shard of ceramic to slice through a major artery.
Bonus Tip:
If by pure dumb luck you are still alive, be sure to avoid jamming your finger in the cupboard door while trying to get a band aid.
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